ryaynross:

im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since

the-consulting-timelady:

Welcome to the Sherlock fandom: Where we have less than a week until another hiatus, but a week ago today we were also on hiatus.

4 levels of friendship when someone’s parents is driving you somewhere

the-return-of-the-fandoms:

1. Mostly silence with a little talk
2. Dead silence
3. Parents ask you about your day
4. Parents make fun of their own child with you

little-red-lucy:

my-raggedy-pond:

cuntinued:

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.

It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.


unicomb:

Possibly the funniest moment of my childhood.


(Source: cheekybashtard)


gravityeye:

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it.

(Source: darrenaronofskyed)


usingtimewisely:

I think about this joke a lot.

(Source: tiptons)

mydogsnokes:

mydogsnokes:

five reasons i hate this website

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i’m receiving death threats because of this

gn4-rly:

Fuck high school. In elementary school the whole classroom was your Valentine. We were in this shit together.


odins-one-eyed-fuck:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

ok but i think an even more important question is how we all instinctively take our shirts off the exact same way as per our gender

(Source: princessveroni)


(Source: belleanima)

When people say “You know that thing you’re really obsessed with?”

tardisintheparty:

relatablesherlock:

superwholockathogwarts:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

imjohnlocked:

the-bite-of-frost:

relatablesherlock:

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“Your husband’s on tv”

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“that show that made you cry”

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“That show where the main character died”

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That one with the really hot British actor.

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“I found that body you hid”

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i was not expecting this

“It’s that character that fell off the building?”

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